Old McDonalds had a farm. And on this farm were lots of animals to be slaughtered. Old McDonalds began to lose market share, and yet, still, they had lots of animals to slaughter.

Time has gone on, and now I see lots of McDonalds closed and shuttered. An odd site.
Recently, Old McDonalds announced they were offering a veggie burger, BUT ONLY FOR A LIMITED TIME!

I guess it will be hard to sell a veggie burger from a shuttered restaurant. Looks like Good old Mickey D has stuck to it's guns by never having the guts to offer a veggie option on it's menu, and now it's shot itself in the foot.

Hey, footburgers! If it's meat, it can't be beat! Just ask Mickey D's.